flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu)


(Source: bamalam31)

dicksplit:

Stages of bottoming

dicksplit:

Stages of bottoming

(Source: braces2000.com)

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

(Source: taggedbooty)

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with “Tbh”.

(Source: jeremiahx3)

peasantstatus:

sushi wit bae

peasantstatus:

sushi wit bae

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image


(Source: ndunit)

caseyanthonyofficial:

evarren:

eponiner:

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

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This is rich with content and drama


do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald)